HEtWimIiJ9Drkod8nxlFewJbL.jpg' alt='Full Episodes Of Jersey Shore Season 5' title='Full Episodes Of Jersey Shore Season 5' />Watch full episodes of Bones and get the latest breaking news, exclusive videos and pictures, episode recaps and much more at TVGuide. Jersey Shore Massacre 2. IMDb. Edit. When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook up with five fist pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the. Top Chef Anywhere. Watch your favorite full episodes of Top Chef on any device. Its A Jersey Thing Full Episode Season 1. Ep 0. 9 AAH GET ITOFF OF ME SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSHGET IT OFF OF ME WE GOT TO FIND A WAYPAST IT WHAT DOES IT WANT SOUNDS LIKEIT WANTS SMUSH SMUSH SMUSH SMUSH SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH NO YOU GUYS, ITS RAPING ME ITS RAPING ME JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO OH, GOD AAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAH UHHHHHHHHH DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE,YA PIECE A GAHBAGEYOU WANNA SMUSH,GO CREEPIN SOMEWHERES ELSE SNOOKI GET THE SMUSHIN THE YOURE GAHBAGE YOU KNOW THAT YOURE CABBAGE BAH BAH BAHBAH BAH BAH BAH SNOOKI BAH BAH BAH YOU GOT CABBAGEIN YA MUFF. STAN SAID THEYRE HAVINGTHEM OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. OH, GOD. POOR SHARON. DOESNT SHE KNOW KNOW WHAT, MA MUFF CABBAGE NEVER INVITE A NEW JERSEYHOUSEWIFE INTO YOUR HOME. WHATS HER NAME PRINCIPAL VICTORIA WHAT A STUPID BITCHKaty Perry Dishes on Taylor Swift Drama during Carpool Karaoke This feud is literally never going away The Bachelorette Season Premiere. Live Feed, a Hollywood entertainment news blog, covers breaking television show news and provides TV Nielsen ratings analysis. Find the latest TV recaps, photos, videos and clips, news and more on MSN TV. Watch Jersey Shore Online Watch full length episodes, video clips, highlights and more. I MEAN,EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE,BUT THAT BITCH NEEDS HER NO. YOU DONT EVER, EVER YOU WHACK JOBPROSTITUTION WHORE YOUD PROBABLY SELL YOUR MUFFFOR 6. YOU FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH FUCK YOU YOURE NOTHING BUT GAHBAGE THATS WHAT YOU ARE. YOURE GAHBAGE YOURE SICK, OLD WOMANMUFF GAHBAGEMUFF GAHBAGE FUCK THIS PSYCHO BITCH WOW LETS GET THE FUCKOUTTA HERE SHES A FUCKING PIG SHES FUCKINGPISSING ME OFFOKAY, I LOVE YOU. TAKE IT EASY. I LOVE YOU. I THOUGHTI WAS GONNA DECK HER. I WAS FINE,I WAS REALLY FINE. Watch Jason Bourne Mediafire on this page. I JUST WANTED TO GET MY POINTACROSS TO HER,AND THEN THATS HOW I AM. LIKE I COULD BE MAD ONE MINUTE,AND THEN ILL BE FINE. OKAY, ALL BETTER. JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT. ITS JUST ITS A JERSEY THING SO WHO WANTS DESSERT MEEEE HAVING NEIGHBORS FROM JERSEYIS THE WORST. ALL NIGHT LONG,THEY KEEP ME AWAKE. THEYRE EITHERSCREAMING AT EACH OTHEROR MAKING SOMEDISGUSTING SEX SOUNDS. IT SEEMS LIKE ALL PEOPLEFROM JERSEY DOIS HUMPAND PUNCH EACH OTHER. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOUWANT A FAMILY TO MOVE AWAY EVERY NIGHT, YOU GO AND TAKEA CRAP ON THEIR DOORSTEP. IS THAT WHY THERES CRAPON MY DOORSTEP EVERY MORNING OOPS BUSTED THEY TALK WAY TOO LOUD,THEY FLIP OUT FOR NO REASON,AND EVERY TIME THEY ACT LIKESELFISH ASSHOLES,THEY JUST GO, BROFLOVSKI THATS WHEN I KNEW I HAD TOTELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH. THAT ORIGINALLY,IM FROM JERSEY. YES, BORN AND RAISED. I WASNT EVEN CALLED SHEILABACK THEN. IN JERSEY, I WAS KNOWNAS S WOWW TITTYBANG. I DRANK HEAVILY AND PUNCHEDA LOT OF BITCHES IN THE FACE. LIVING IN SOUTH PARK,IM ABLE TO CONTROLTHE JERSEY SIDE OF ME,WHICH DOESNTREALLY COME OUTUNLESS I GET AROUNDOTHER PEOPLE FROM JERSEY. IM JUST REALLY HOPINGTHAT PEOPLE HEREDONT JUDGE ME FOR IT. OR SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW,HOLD IT AGAINST ME. SHEILA,WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND. ITS A JERSEY THING. FINE. BUT WHEN UTAH GETS TAKEN OVERBY NEW JERSEY, THEN WHOS NEXT NEVADA. OH, REALLY WELL, OKAY,MR. MY DAD SAYSTO DISTRIBUTE ALL THESE GUNS. AND WERE JUST GONNA LET HIMSTAND AROUND HEREHES ONE OF THEM,HE COULD EASILY BE A SPY I TOLD YOU, CARTMAN. IM NOT ONE OF THEM. I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN WESTJERSEY ANY MORE THAN YOU DO OVERCOMPENSATING A LITTLE,ARENT WE, KYLE THATS ENOUGH. YOUR BLOOD IS TAINTEDWITH THE THREE Js JEWISH, JERSEY,AND JINGERADMIT IT AAAAAAAAH IM NOT ONE OF THEM DO YOU UNDERSTAND MEYOU BETTER GET THATTHROUGH YOUR FAT HEAD I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM,AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN,I SWEAR TO GOD, ILL SMASHYOUR FUCKING TEETH IN. BIN LADEN. MY NAME IS RANDY, AND IMA GEOLOGIST IN AMERICA. I KNOW THAT AMERICA ISNT YOURFAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD. BUT GOSH DARN IT,WE NEED YOUR HELP. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WE ARE TRYINGTO STOP OUR ENTIRE COUNTRYFROM BECOMING NEW JERSEY. I BELIEVE THATIF WE DO NOT SUCCEED,JERSEY WILL SPREAD TO JAPAN,RUSSIA, AND EVENTUALLY TO YOU. I KNOW YOU HAVE SEENCOUNTLESS HORRORSIN YOUR LIFETIME,MR. BIN LADEN,AND THAT YOU HAVE WITNESSEDTHE VERY WORST OF MANKIND. WELL, NOWI ASK YOU TO WATCH THIS. DJ PAULY DELVECCHIO. ALL RIGHT,WEVE GOT A SITUATION. IM THE SWEETEST BITCHYOULL EVER MEET. NUH UH. IM NOT GOING IN ANY MEATLOCKER SO YOU CAN TRAP ME TRAP YOU NO, NO, KYLE,ITS ACTUALLY. LIGHTS HA HA ITS A TRAP, KYLE GET HIMTO THE MEAT LOCKER DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK AWAY, GUYS. THIS IS FOR THE SAFETYOF ALL OF US IM SORRY, KYLE,BUT YOU CANT BE TRUSTED. ALL RIGHT. FINE, CARTMAN YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GOIN THERE, ILL DUDE, CARTMAN,WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU KYLE, DO WE REALLY HAVE TORESORT TO THAT NO, IM SERIOUS,WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU YOU GINGER JERSEY JEW,YOUR TACTICS DONT WORK ON ME. SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH DUDE, WHAT THE. SITUATION,WELL TRY THIS AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLEDOING THIS BUT I TOLD YA ITS JUST A JERSEY THING WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. ITS JUST A JERSEY THING THEYRE FROM JERSEY,ALL RIGHT.